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Topics: Colorado

Tuesday, 4 May 2004

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Not Even The Titanic Went Down This Fast!

Austin, TX --

A party boat on the Colorado River tipped over yesterday. It seemed that everyone on the boat noticed a cute little fishie on the other side and not the homosexual nudists frolicking at a local watering hole, Hippie Hollow.

They all moved over to watch the fish flip and wriggle in the ocean. Again, they never noticed the gay nudists. They were entranced by the clear blue freshness of the river and that cute little fish.

It so happens that when all of the people on the boat moved to the left, near Hippie Hollow but oblivious to all of the nudists on Hippie Hollow, because THEY WEREN'T LOOKING, the boat tipped over.

Then, the nudists looked to see what all the raucous was.

So far, no charges have been filed against the boating company and all passengers on said boat maintain that they weren't looking at the nudists.

The nudists had no comment. They were too busy enjoying themselves to pay attention to what the boaters were doing.

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