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Friday, 4 April 2008

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Observers of the great American life estimate that over four out of five USA'ers are headed in the wrong direction.

Great American life observer, Watchman Yank found that a great majority of stateside residents are heading south when they need to go north. Easterners and westerners will soon be trading places and US illegals are drifting across the Mexican border while even Mexican Border crossers are getting confused and heading for Guatemala.

The stock market is caught up in the same wrong-way rear-end sense of direction.

Most geographers and migration experts think that the extreme disorientation that has befallen the US populace is due to the fact that they have live for almost eight years with a government that has gotten lost in all areas of governance.

Will Americans ever regain their internal compass or will the post WWII leaders wander in the desert of lostness? If only the 19% could lead the great meandering majority...

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