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Topics: George W. Bush

Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Last time worst president ever has been seen out from under the covers

Since Bush got booed at the Washington National's Opening Day Game, as he threw out the first pitch, as far out of the strike zone as his entire administration's disasterous policies, White House sources say he has dropped out of sight.

Anonymous sources close to First Lady Laura claim that he is huddled under the covers sucking his thumb and refusing to come out until America votes for some other loser to abuse.

Apparently Laura has tried to coax W out by promising him he can go to the ranch to whack weeds or ride his stationery Bucking Bronco Condoleeza but the worst president ever will have none of it.

Reportedly he won't even watch his favorite Three Stooges reruns starring Papa Cheney, KRove and Rummie.

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