Written by Robert Fry
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Topics: Barack Obama, Racism

Thursday, 3 April 2008

A recent poll conducted by Preigert and Klunk declared Obama the clear winner when considering the following criteria:

  • All male voters were black
  • All female voters were black
  • All white male voters were rappers

Results are +/- 20% based on the fact that most black voters are strung out on crack that was introduced to them by the rich white establishment in order to make them more susceptible to illness and 9/11 conspiratorial involvement.

(In addition, some African-Americans may vote contrary to type to not appear overly influenced by the white Jew-controlled media.)

Comfortable white Americans, on the other hand, were found to be more likely to vote for George Bush.

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