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Monday, 3 May 2004

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Let me thrill you Saddam. Oooh, C'mon!!!

Frustrated with the lack of co-operation by Saddam Hussein with the United States, in its ongoing war on terror, George Bush and senior military leaders have threatened to make Saddam Hussein spend a night in the honeymoon suite of Fallujah Hotel with Michael Jackson.

General John Abizaid, Head of U.S. Central Command told writer KungFu IceSkater, "You know, I was watching that scene from Pulp Fiction where an S&M-practicing red neck violates the rear-end of a 300 pound, male Los Angeles gang-banger and I thought hmmmmmmmmmmmm." Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said, "Of course we'll make sure there are plenty of flowers, soft bed sheets and perky Playboy movies to make sure that Mr. Hussein's night of pleasure with the King of Pop leaves memories that last a lifetime. We'll even leave a soft, mint-chocolate square by his pillow case!"

As soon as Saddam was informed that Michael Jackson's plane ticket had been purchased, he fainted and went into odd comatose spasms. Intermittently he could be heard mumbling, "Please don't invade me Michael" and "Trust me, this is not a Thriller!"

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