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Wednesday, 2 April 2008

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Ronnie Johnny McBushit appearing at a Repub Junk food outlet this fall

The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBushit.

Originally the Johnny McC restaurants offered a change of pace from the same old McBushit but consumers rejected the straight-talk burger for the McBushit recycled horse pucks on Condoleezza Rice cakes.

Business watchers thought that both junk food dumps were headed down the drain. But a merger of the garbage snack outlets has produced a somewhat clever and attractive product.

US consumers have participated in preliminary taste tests and surprisingly few can tell that the Johnny McBushit is the same old horseshit. They tell testers that you can hardly taste the waste from 4,000 dead soldiers. Others reported that the half-baked fries had very little recession after taste unlike the fried economy potatoes at McBushits.

Consumer scientists are questioning the discernment of the American voter. One popular theory is that the exotic competition from the Demagogue Inc franchises with their Indonesian-Hawaiian soul food and the Arkansas Chi-Dog with pickles, relish, mustard, NYC onions and rancor are just too much for Americans raised on two generations of McBushit.

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