Sexcretary of State Condoleezza Rice, after ignoring the Palestinian-Israeli conflict for most of her life has finally gone to the Holy Land and there she has given headway. .
Sexcretary Rice emerged from really long deliberations with Israeli leaders wiping the sweat from her furrowed brow and what must have been humus from her chin. Rice proclaimed: "We will have peace in our time!"
The Israelis, also known as the nation made Nazi by the Holocaust, have agreed to remove the many berms they have erected in order to prevent starving Palestinians from eating regularly. Blockades like the ones that starved the Warsaw Ghetto will also be reduced. Palestinians will be given back 10% of the worst land that they once owned for four hundred years.
Palestinian leaders laughed themselves off their asses (the only vehicles Israelis allow in the territories):" We have heard all of these promises before. We won't go into Poland. Czechoslovakia is not important to us. On and on the false promises get a little old testament after awhile!"