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Thursday, 27 March 2008

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Pre-war Iraq (rubble)

The US Justice Department decided to probe Congress persons' junkets to planned war sites instead of investigating torture, fantasy WMD's, destroyed intelligence emails and countless other Bushit during the Bush years.

Now in a triumphant announcement, the Bush Justice dept revealed that three US Congress members had all expense paid trips to beautiful pre- Shock and Awe Baghdad.

The report alleges that they stayed at the Baghdad Hilton (now a pile of rubble) and were wined (there is no more since the vineyards were scorched by US bombs) and dined (there hasn't been a restaurant in Iraq for five years because there isn't enough electricity to torch a weenie).

The high-living trio went to the art and archeology museums (rubble) and enjoyed the vibrant nightlife of Iraq's big cities (now war zones).

Bush Justice Dept official, Bline Asabat accuses the threesome of being dupes of the Iraqi secret police: "Our elected representatives were fooled by their own eyes as they were shown the beauty of pre-war Iraq. If only they had trusted our President who saw an Iraq that was almost as bad as it is today."

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