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Tuesday, 25 March 2008

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New York - (Naked Ass Mess): A naked pornographic video of France's Madame Carla Brunei is to be auctioned in New York next month.

The news was announced just as the Italian ex-model (sic) and singer prepares to sashay into Windsor Castle with her husband Nicholas Rudolf Hess-Sarkozy.

The glamorous Nazi-collaborating pair are said to be nervous about the video porn reports which may have been tweaked into the headlines by Sarkozy's ex-wife Cecilia.

The video shows a much younger Miss Brunei gazing into Cardinal Ratzinger's eyes 'with nothing but her crossed fingers to cover her modesty' according to the PR blurb.

Ratzinger then prepares to initiate the Italian vamp into the arcane mystical rites of the Opus Dei cult.

This entails the sexual gratification of members of the Vatican synod sitting in conclave after the death of Pope JP2 Lodge Carol Wojtyla.

Opening bids are expected to start around $50,000.

Before her 2008 wedding to the French president Brunei shagged up 69 sixties' celeb rock stars, twenty three international politicians, 400 assorted Global Piss Process luminaries and an uncountable number of myriad extras.

California's LA FagHagSlagMag celeb newspapers says she's had her snatch reshaped a dozen times by top Beverly Hills surgeons as well as having a complete vagina transplant early last year in preparation for snaring the feckless French shortarse President.

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