Detroit - (Fetid Ass Mess): The Spitzer sex scandal has spread to Detroit.
Federal agents trailing the ex-New York governor's Holy Roman Emperor CIP club loyalty card receipts have charged Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick with perjury, obstruction of justice and high crimes/misdemeanors in pubic orifice.
The charges, although serious and carrying a potential 15 year jail term, are not enough to spearhead Kilpatrick, 69, into any major political race such as that of Senator or even President.
Kilpatrick thought he was clear of the 2002 sordid sex scandal investigation about his sidekick Christine Beatty.
The flamboyant public official swore blind in court that he'd never shagged Beatty.
Beatty in turn swore they were 'just good friends' as well being Detroit City's top taxpayer-funded orifice holders.
But Federal agents have charged them with text sex after trolling through 150,000 hours of cell phone pillowtalk.
Ashley Dupre was the mayor's cell phone screensaver a source indicated today.