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Friday, 21 March 2008

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New York - (Spitzer Mess): Former Sky News lead anchor James Rubin faces some tricky questions this weekend about loyalty card receipts connected to the Holy Roman Emperor VIP agency's London operations.

Rubin, 47, is an accredited Lewinksy Visiting Professor of International Relations at the London School of Ergonomics and an associate of the New Labour stink-tank Grunswicks Disinformation.

His career soared (sic) ever since former NYC Attorney General Eliot Spitzer gave him the nod in 1997 and paved the way for him to he became a Clintonian State Department Spokesperson.

Rubin's special interests include arms control and the erasure of classified information connecting Lyndon B Johnson, Madeleine Albright, Hillary Clinton, Charles Manson and the Warren Commission.

City of London police say they've successfully bugged him for years and years.

"And that includes some nifty shareholdings of the Holy Roman Emperor Club VIP agency's ultimate parent company," a police source said today.

Ashley Dupre is 22.

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