Written by Dr Edward Maxwell
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Topics: American Idol

Friday, 21 March 2008

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Nude photographs of American Idol stars are being published in next months issues of Playgirl and Playboy magazine. Causing a vast amount of excitement amongst many fans of the show.

The sudden need to view the naked bodies of wannabe 'Pop Stars' seems to encourage many to not only buy these magazine but read articles pertaining to them.

David Hernandez DID not have an openly gay affair with American Idol judge Simon Cowell, despite the claims of made by an Indian writer who has never seen the show, however he will be appearing nude in playboy - both Hernandez and Cowell will do a centre page spread. Luckily the Indian writer will not be posing nude.

Rumours though that Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited campaign to help their dreamboat contestant win the star prize are however unfounded.

These allegations were made by a British writer, again who has never seen the show, in an attempt to garnish readership. A trick it seems the writer employs often.

While one can forgive the Indian writer, it is hard to understand the motives of the British writer. Maybe they were his own fantasy?

What is certain is that all the contestants, will at sometime or another, reportedly appear naked in various publications or on the internet to ensure these two writers increase their readership.

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