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Friday, 21 March 2008

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Bush to End Welfare to the Poor

Crappers; Today President bush has announce that domestic spending on the poor is out of control and many programs will end.

Medicaid will be completely ended by October 1, 2008. The states will have to carry this cost from that time forth. Also H.U.D. will close down a well do to that the federal government will no longer help poorer Americans pay for their homes. Food Stamps will end as well by this new budget plan. It seems that US Government no longer cares for the poor. Also SSI payments will by end as well. If you can't get regular Social Security, you are out of luck.

Bush said in a news conference, "That we need as many Americans to become homeless more often. I want to see at lest 50% of Americans without homes and that is our goal all along! I frankly don't care about the poor and I want to see them starving to death! You see I used to take fire crackers and stuck them down frog's throats. I love watch them blow up! I love torture and I want to torture the poor. I can't wait until I release the SWAT team on the homeless and place them into F.E.M.A camps!"

It seems that no one cares for the poor anymore and America is a Rich man's place and the US no longer want the poor any more. Their young will be drafted to go to an endless war in the Middle East and when they are through with them they are thrown on to the streets of America!

Now with the ending of all the domestic spending, and the ending of many programs for the poor, People will remember how Bush is the most dumbest President that this country had ever seen.

Most of the state governors are leaving and running for the hills.

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