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Friday, 21 March 2008

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US Immigration official, Grecia Maloins

In Fyodor Dostoyevsky's classic novel Crime and Punishment, the noble daughter, Sonia, is forced by family circumstances to get a "Yellow Ticket" which allows her to earn money to save her family by acts of prostitution. The NY Times reports that many US immigration authorities have been demanding sexual favors from young women and men seeking green cards to live and work in the US of A.

"It's the new yellow ticket" charged Russian literary scholar and hopeful émigré to the US of A, Sophia Marmeladovna, "Those green suited official demanded that I prostitute myself to walk their American streets paved with gold. I never dreamt that the precious material that lines US of A streets would be my dignity."

Honduran male prostitute, Yocome Subeecho had a different take on US of A immigration policies:" whena I' a came to the USA I came to make the citizens come, juu,no what I'ya mean? So whan da Grreengo say:" We make sexy time, I say right up my alley, GI Joe. It was easy as cream pie!"

Christian Conservative opponents of illegal immigration were outraged by reports of the sex exploitation of aliens: Reverend Noah Cumpashun explained:" We wanted THEM fucked but we didn't want them FUCKED!"

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