New York Mayor Micheal Bloomberg today said "fuck it" and announced that he had an extramarital affair.
"Well, everybody else was either getting caught or coming clean, so I said what the hell, it's like a little party," said Bloomberg on the steps of City Hall.
Bloomberg was referring to an incident in January of 2007 when he "disappeared" for 3 days.
"Yeah, I was out drinking with Spitzer and Paterson and when they went to their ho's, I stayed behind at the bar," said Bloomberg. "I got really drunk and ended up starring in a donkey show down in Tijuana."
A donkey show is a tradition in Tijuana.
Multiple participants drink a bunch of tequila in a bullring with bulls running around. Most die but every once in a while a star is born, actually penetrated.
"I don't really remember much. I just wanted the weight off my shoulders," said Bloomberg.