Written by David Carasomnade
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Tuesday, 18 March 2008

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U.S military has told the world they quit their nuclear program after the WWII bombing. Well, they didn't, because their was another test on one in the city of New Lexington.

This small town in Ohio was so underpopulated they thought there were no more people left but there are still over 5,000 people living there!

They reported the bombing as if it never even happened - Just like Roswell. The President said that they have cancelled their nuclear program. Also he said that it was just a big earthquake.

Usually in Ohio there are no earthquakes nothing but tremors. (Not the movie creature)

Well the rest of America will never know what happened for the Army has blocked all entrance to the city. All I can say is there is no city left.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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