Written by Terence Cloth
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Monday, 17 March 2008

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Bear Grylls celebrates his fortune in his jungle palace

In an startling news JP Morgan admits, due to a typing error, they have actually purchased the British survival expert Bear Grylls.

Bear, when spoken to on his barge on the Thames,"I am really thrilled with the money they paid for me, the ratings for my show had been dipping so a massive cash injection certainly helps my retirement plan."

He went on to say "And if they think they can just take it back, then they are going to have to come and get me."

A JP Morgan Spokesman looked agog at this news and turned pale, before running off to hide in his office.

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