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Sunday, 16 March 2008

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A close-up from one of the seized CCTVs

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): NYPD officers seized dozens of gay porn videos featuring Eliot Spitzer and Capitol Hill interns just hours before the Governor's March 10 televised press conference.

The raid was the result of intense police screwtiny about the Holy Roman Emperor VIP escort agency's specialist gay division called The Velvet Glove.

This subcontractor offshoot is available only to a select few insiders in Washington AC/DC inner circles.

One of the seized items shows Spitzer entertaining (sic) two young, naked, tumescent males at a private suite belonging to the Lounge Lizard Bar located near Dupont Circle.

Another has over an hour of CCTV close-ups of Spitzer performing on bronzed, muscular twenty-something males identified as aides-de-camp at the Prospects for Peace Initiative project run in DC and NYC by Daniel Levy.

Levy, 39, is the son of Tony Blair's former Middle East envoy, top WMD fantasist and blind trust portfolio bag man Lord Levy, one of the Prime Monsterial cronies investigated in the Cash-for-Peerages corruption probe.

Levy Jr runs the Prospects stink-tank project funded by NYC-based The Century Foundation and AC/DC's New America Foundation.

His stellar political career has been forged on the removal of key criminal files associated with Tony Blair's 1998 dissolute Good Friday Peace Agreement with the IRA.

Levy Jr's own Velvet Glove credit card receipts are the current focus of continuing screwtiny by Department of Homeland Insecurity investigators.

So far none of the seized videos has yet emerged on the YouBoob! internet site.

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