Written by ichthyornis

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Topics: White House

Friday, 30 April 2004

In a performance , that would have made Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy look like rank amateurs, Dick, with the dummy sitting comfortably on his lap, answered every question put to him by the 9-11 Commission during a hearing held inside an egg-shaped Washington office today. The performance was particularly noteworthy as Dick has not been heard to talk Texan previously, and his new voice seemed to have the members of the Commish completely convinced as to who was speaking.
It is indeed unfortunate that no recordings were allowed on this occasion and so Dick's efforts are now lost to the entertainment world. Hopefully Saturday Night Live may be able to re-create it.

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