In an unusual development in the Democandie Race, Race, BH Obama has revealed that like new NYS Governor superstar, Robertson he is a Black Blind Politician!
Obama has been thought to be sighted for most of his life. Only his choice of real estate agent and consort, Two-Ton Tony Resko had some supporters and opponents questioning his eye-sight. But now with the Candie himself declaring he's sight-challenged as a vampire bat, campaign commentators are searching for an answer on the radar.
Is Obama trying to get services under the Americans with Disabilities Act? Though never tested in a court of law, some think that if a Presidential candidate is hard of seeing all opponents must spend the rest of the campaign blindfolded. Son of Cain McCain commented: "With my cataracts I can't see shit, anyhoo!"
Others think Obama may be seeking the sympathy vote heightened by Robertson's sudden rise in popularity. Amid the rancorous chorus of speculation Candie BH Obama has cried foul: "I'm sick of all this talk about my skin and my eyes! Could we please talk about the size of a black man's member...ship in the male kingdom?!"