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Thursday, 13 March 2008

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Arnold swears he's more perverted than Whoremaster Switzer

As Eliot "The Whoremaster" Spitzer is being widely declared the Governor of sexsual perversion. Arnold held a news conference at the Playboy mansion with Hugh Hefner at his side.

The Gropenator's opening statement to the press emphasized the many sexsual conquests the former bodybuilder and action figure scored.

When questions from the press came hot and heavy, Arnold seemed to stand stiff and erect under the stress:

    "Governor, How many high-priced non-nappy haired hoes have you plowed?"

    "My Friend, You cannot couunt da numba! I ave zown zooo much edelveiss I can still smell the fragrance of each and every little flower."

    "Governor, Will you resign for your sexsual indiscretions?"

    "I am Austrian! We pride ourselves on the climbing of the "Alps"!"

Upon hearing of the California Governor's news conference, Whoremaster Spitzer had only one thing to say: "A little grab ass and poke titty may have been the standard but now, Arnold, welcome to New York, where men are men and Governors screw till she's Happy.

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