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Thursday, 13 March 2008

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"Kristen Cookie Monster measures Whoremaster Eliots Thang Thangie

Ashley Alexandra Dupre insists that "balling" the NYS Governor for the past year does not make her a monster. On the contrary, AA Dupre, named after the support group her entire family was attending when she was accidentally conceived in the back of a smoke-filled, coffee stained K of C hall, claims that Samantha Power is right in naming Hillary Clinton the real monster.

"I no monster! I just non-nappy haired hoe who love to make powwerful men smile. Hillary real monster as Sampower say. She no make powerful man smile. She make him look for young hoe. Eliot, me want cooookie! Remember, Guv, that what "Kristen, Cookie Monster", call your thang-thangie!"

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