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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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It's the stuff that makes up great movies. An alien monster dined at Hugo, a fancy Hollywood hotspot for stars and paparazzi, last night. Its companion for the evening was star stylist Cher Coulter. Clearly it was trying to masquerade as a Hollywood star.

"I tried not staring at it, but I couldn't help it," Freda Fellows, a patron who sat not too far from the alien tells us. "It clearly looked like it wanted me to look, but I was afraid it might suck out my soul."

Restaurant employees who worked that night tell us that the creature wore a bag wig to hide its hideous forehead. "It's pretty clear that the head was massive and it was trying to cover it up," Mark Simmons tells us. "I think it slipped a few times," he adds with a shudder.

As the alien beast left the restaurant, cameramen took pictures to capture the moment. "It tried to look demure about it, but it clearly enjoyed the moment in the spotlight," one of them shared with us.

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