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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Lame duck New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has announced at a press conference that he was resigning from office effective on Monday. It will be part of the annual ritual of St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Albany.

When he arrived at his Fifth Avenue apartment, he told a small gathering of reporters and homeless people that he was planning to run for President.

"I am uniquely qualified to be President of the United States. None of the other candidates have experience in executive government or in sex scandals. People know more of my bad qualities than the bad qualities of the others. I, as president, will throw people like myself in prison for a long, long time."

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