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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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That's why he's called the vice president

Washington AC/DC - (Bare Ass Mess): Email transcripts show that beleaguered New York Governor Eliot Spitzer demanded a $80,000 once-in-a-lifetime blowjob from the Emperors Club VIP's top kosher hooker.

The vice outfit is believed to be a Dick Cheney front company.

According to FBI records commercial transactions linked to White House visiting dignitaries such as Tony Blair, Vladimir Putin and Pope Joseph Ratzinger have all passed through the whoring agency's books.

Mayflower Hotel sources claim the former Sheriff of Off-the-Wall-Street had initially been offered "up to eighty thousand handjobs" at a dollar a time.

He apparently rejected these in favor of "the big one" from a highly recommended oral specialist listed in the 'Nine Hundred and Eleven Things To Do When Visiting New York' tourism guide.

Hillary Clitoris is hopping mad.

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