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Topics: Barack Obama

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Ferraro is a swarthy eye-talian

When first woman major party candidate for the Vice-Presidency of the US told reporters that the stir around the Obama campaign had to do with the candidates race, she got herself in a race riot with the Indonesian, Hawaiian, African Illini candie.

Ms Ferraro never a NYK'er to duck a fight came out baseball bat swinging!

"Don't tell me race has nothin to do wit dis campaign, brutha. My mafia hubby derailed me and dat guy from Minnesota or was it Wisconsin? No matta. A NY eye-talian is blacker than a multi-breed what-eva-u-r like you. Some a my relatives make you look Irish, O'bama and my hubbie's goombas are blacker than the Ace a spades, which I can't say fa you. Maybe if ya grew up in da projects like me you'd have a tough skin and we wouldn't hear so much whinin'!"

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