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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Eeeellliiiooootttt turned on his heart light for many non-nappy haired hoes

The United Sisterhood of High-Priced Hookers(USHPH), named after the sound men make after being relieved of the heavy load of thousands of dollars and a tablespoon of jizz, have gathered their membership in the NYS capital, Albany, NY to protest the persecution of Eliot Spitzer.

Spokeswoman, Lotta Doe Fromsx, denounced the media/ Republican crucifixion of the NYS Governor: "Eliot never lost the sweetness he portrayed in ET. ES, as we lustily and lovingly called him, turned on his heart-light very every four figure hoe in the town. Isn't this the kind of compassionate leader, America longs for? I know we, Non-Nappy Haired Hoes DID!"

Imus, radio personality and reformed racist, joined the protest: "America must not return to the puritanical roots that denied the male access to hoes of any and all levels of nappy or non-nappiness!

The pursuit of nappiness is guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence!"

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