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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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African American political leaders, some dating back to the 60's civil rights movement (and others having had dates even before then) have often referred to Bill Clinton as the first black president. Believing the title and its currency in the black community, Bill Clinton has gone on the racial offensive against his wife's opponent, Democratic candidate, Barack H. O'Bama.

Black Bill denounced O'Bama as a Northern Irish Blackie: "Ta manh moost b' from Belfast. Dem protestant black n tans were ne'r ta real ting! He's a yellow bitch from all over the planet. The Clinton's come from Arkansas. Our people were slaves when the O'Bama's were cavortin' with Cromwell! The man hain't even an octaroon. He couldn't find a small role in a Faulkner novel.

"Hillary is a white woman who had enough jungle fever to get hitched to the real thang and Chelsea is the mulatto love child that should bring America together. Black and White together! We Shall Overcome!"

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