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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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Democrat Nancy Pelosi found this in her chair this morning.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi went to her seat this morning to open the meeting of The House of Representatives to find what appeared to be a pile of feces in her chair. Security was immediately called to the chamber and inspected the "pile."

Dr. Edward Maxwell, an M.D. who was touring the capitol building, was brought to the chair and inspected the droppings. "While it appeared to be a large, steaming, stinking pile of turd, examination proved it to be a large plastic poo. It was the kind that you buy in a joke shop. It was a sophomoric gag. I just gave it one star."

When told of the incident, President Bush giggled and asked what she had done with the turd. When told that it was exploded by a Washington D.C. bomb squad, he was slightly upset and was heard to mumble "well, that's $9.95 down the drain."

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