NEW YORK, NY - According to her aides, Hillary Clinton is going to ask Eliot 'No Condom' Spitzer to be her Vice Presidential running mate if she secures the Democratic Party presidential nomination. "If the floppy eared other guy thinks he's too good to be number two, then I'm sure this floppy eared one will jump at the chance," said a Clinton staffer.
It's expected that Spitzer will be able to draw an untapped voting constituency, namely, hookers, Johns and seedy hotel employees. The other benefit, the ever calculating Clinton machine sees is that if she should become President, it keeps Bill out of the picture. Who better than Eliot to keep Bill company as they howl away the Washington hot spots. "If the women of Washington think they know what earmarks are, they ain't seen nothing yet," said an unidentified aide to Clinton.
When asked to comment, Senator Obama said, "My only concern about withdrawing is from Iraq." While, Senator McCain, said, "My experience is only in Foreign Relations."