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Tuesday, 11 March 2008

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Gave Clintons their less than puritan roots

Wonks, pollywogs and politgeeks have been feverishly studying why new-comer BH Obama has driven experienced as the hills Hillary Clinton to the brink of defeat. One theory seems to have emerged to the forefront of the analysis. American liberalism most agree has its origins in the democratic roots of New England religion. as the puritan movement gave way to first Presbyterian and then even more democratic congregationalism, US Liberalism was born.

Most experts agree that this Ameri-world view never lost its puritanical roots. Obama, in his idealism and moral purity, has found the way into the mother lode of democratic liberal secular righteousness. On the other hind, the name Clinton arouses in all political circles images of stained denim dresses and wide-mouthed interns of Jewish origin.

American religions expert, Jerry Cotton Mathers viii believes that Obama is channeling his many purer than pure ancestors whom never had their anything blown and were better men for it! Dr Jerry Mathers, also known as the "Beav", commented: " American democrats act like they've never seen a beaver and Obama's face tells them he hasn't either. Michelle ain't tellin', but Bill is braggin'!"

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