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Topics: Video Games, Guitar

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

(New York) Local musician Eric Krane has been playing guitar all his life, yet cannot make it through the easiest levels of the popular video game Guitar Hero.

"Shit, why can't I do this," Krane groused as he fumbled with the fret buttons, trying to strum along to Deep Purple's Smoke On The Water. "I studied classical guitar technique in music school and I play in a freaking band. Christ, I taught myself to play this song when I was seven!"

Krane's twelve-year-old nephew Steven who plays the game in expert mode, believes his Uncle can stop sucking if he totally practices more.

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