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Monday, 10 March 2008

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What's the score, Gore?

Former US Deputy Al Gore was caught with his eye off the ball yesterday while on official business in Lahore, Pakistan.

Gore, a director of Apple, was seen entering the Gunjigathi, an asian whorehouse based on the outskirts of Lahore, while his official itinerary states that he should have been attending a conference on local global warming issues and microprocessor technologies.

Witnesses from the Lahore Tigers soccer team, which has a practice pitch situated at the rear entrance of the whorehouse, say that Gore, 64, approached the captain of the team, and after a brief negotiation was then kitted out and taking part in a training match.

The players were impressed with his football skills. and he soon managed to score.

"He was very, very skilful," says Raj Mohammed, Goalkeeper for the Lahore Tigers. "He was fouled by a player just outside our box. I thought I had all the angles covered, but Gore managed to bend it like Beckham and stick it in the top corner. I was gutted, Inshallah"

After the final whistle, Gore, a former journalist, was then seen dashing into the whorehouse in a frantic bid to get his c**k sucked before his appearance at the conference.

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