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Sunday, 9 March 2008

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Now everyone's doing the Britney

Britney Spears has been caught picking her nose! Since last month, she was caught picking her nose on a regular basis. Her doctor, Dr. Harris Bopeep is not quite sure what to do about it.

This problem is one of the reasons why Brittany lost custody of her kids, for she got into this habit in 2006. It was discovered in 2007 while in court for custody of her kids.

"It is a disgusting problem and I'm not quite sure how to fix it. We might have to undergo surgery" says Dr. Bopeep. She and Lynn started taking this under consideration last month when Britany's habbit was so bad she had constant nose bleeds.(more about surgery in paragraph 5)

Britney's mother is also now afraid to go near her worried that a bugger might land on her. "Britney says it makes her happy and I want my daughter to be happy. But I just don't think picking her nose is the right choice. But, on the bright side, it's better than drugs!"

As of now, her sister, Jamie Lynn, fears for her daughter Maddie Briann. "It's dangerous to do around her. She's so young and I don't want her to get in the habit of it." quoted Jamie Lynn about this problem and how it might affect her baby. "A bugger could fly into her mouth and she could get diagnosed with HIV. I mean she's only a week old. Poor Maddie." says Lynn, the proud grandmother of 3.

Dr. Bopeep is having Britney go under surgery to remove all buggers to stop her addiction "I disagree with Lynn." says Dr. Bopeep. "This addiction is worse then drugs." The surgery is expected to happen in late November and after this surgery, Brittany is supposed to slowly stop her nose-picking habbit.

For now, I think we should just stay away from her and avoid holding hands for it may be covered in snot.

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