New Haven, Connecticut - (Reuterus): Vice Squad cops are warning of an imminent, Pastor Haggard-like disaster following the news that former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been appointed as a visiting preacher at Yale University.
He will be seconded to Yale's School of Divination which was integral to the US's 2002-3 intelligence gathering justifying the invasion of Iraq by the Bush-Blair cabal.
Blair famously converted to the Roman faith last year after the Pope told him he'd be looking for a successor around the time of the 2012 Olympic Games.
Blair's family and accomplices have an accomplished hystery of slowly milking Yale's coffers.
Two years ago young Euan Blair (IQ 29) blagged his way to a £50,000 postgrad scholarship from Osteoporosis division grandees of the Skull 'N' Bones Club.
Cherie Blair meanwhile sucked off over $100,000 in lecture fees and bored the pants off New Haven wannabes with her dumbass talk on fifteen years of defrauding the Northern Crock Bank.
In 2007 Blair's Drowing Street fag hag fixer Ruth Turner was arrested in a 6am swoop on her home in the cash-for-honors probe. Her father Dennys Turner is Yale's Professor of Divinity.
Some UK cops say that the Turner family have Blair over a barrel because he shot and murdered one of Ruth's sisters shortly after joining Parliament as a MP.
Either way like Pastor Haggard many believe that if he isn't already getting it Tony Blair will very shortly get screwed alright.