The Wall Street Journal reported, Sources inside the Clinton campaign and Team Obama have independently confirmed that Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama have come to a, "back door agreement", to unite the Democratic Party.
They have decided to put down, the weapons of political destruction, and unite as the Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential nominees, in a bid, to repel the Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain.
John McCain is standing behind his illustrious military record and vowed to continue the war in Iraq and hopefully expand the war effort to, "thwart those pesky evil doers", to include, all out chaos to be spread between all the Middle Eastern countries.
In other startling news, the road on, the race to the White House has taken a few new twists and turns.
Hillary Clinton announced, "it's not very often you get to choose two paths to the greater good, but this is one of those rare instances. In addition, not only am I a woman as you've all noticed, but I am a bi-sexual butch type under all these frills. I am the pitcher, to Bill's catcher. If given a chance, I can do to America what I did for Bill. Make it my bitch.
Barak Obama offered this revelation, "I find it an honor to run with Hillary Clinton, This melding is a win/win for the Democratic Party, the election process and America as a whole. I'd like to take this moment to reveal I was born, Mary Jane Obama, ever since I can remember I felt I was a man trapped in a woman's body, through a series of Swedish transgender operations I've been reborn a man. Not only a man, but also a man sporting one honker of a fucktional penis.
This strange turn of events has political analysis's turning on their heels to speculate, what does this do, help or hinder the Democratic Presidential bid.
Not only is America confused about a woman/black man running for the most powerful job in the world but add in this new wrinkle, is she the man? Is he the man who use to be a woman. Is her woman more man than woman therefore by default making her the man to his woman/man, man! Confusing.
One Democratic Washington insider looked at the events as a positive saying, "we're sure to pick up the gay and lesbian vote.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert