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Thursday, 6 March 2008

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"Today der Vhite haus, tomorrow DER VELT!"

Fears that a Fuhrer-like atmosphere is being created around Barack Obama have increased when he endorsed an armed invasion of Eastern Europe.

"Should we really declare war on the Middle East when Europe is much closer? Why pollute our precious planet sending planes to Iraq when we can avenge the recent humilation by France by defeating it with a lightning war? Why should Polish and Czech financiers get away with non-environmentally friendly policies if it harms American babies?" He said to legions of wide-eyed goose-stepping admirers at a recent rally in Alabama, "Can we annex the Sudetenland if we want to?"
To which the awestruck congregation replied with one voice "Yes We Can!"

This follows the release of a messianic video on youtube by the strangely-named Will.I.Am, which intercut celebrities mesmerically chanting O-BA-MA with shots of Obama on a recent trip to Nuremberg.

"Talk of a quasi-religious personality cult being set up around our glorious leader Obama is scaremongering. He's definitely not Hitler." said Will.I.Am (surname Goebbels), head of Barack's ministry of propaganda.

This view is shared by Jon.A.Thon Himmler, a 14 year old recruit to the newly-formed Obama Youth movement.

When asked what he thought about Barack's policies he replied: "O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA! sieg heil!"

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