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Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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Clinton Whitehouse Hotline telephone transcript turned over to the media

Washington, DC - Hillary Clinton's political campaign was forced to turnover White House Hotline telephone transcripts from her husband's Presidential administration today.

She did so in order to verify her claims that she is best prepared to answer the White House hot line telephone at three O'clock in the morning, as she advertised to the American electorate in her recent political campaign ads running on TV recently.

Below is just a sample of those White House hot line telephone transcripts, which also inadvertently picked up some of the Clinton's private "pillow talk" conversation.

As a result, the identity of the phone caller and portions of the telephone transcript have been censored for national security reasons and to protect the Clinton's from any possible civil action arising out of any privacy rights violations.



Time: 3: 45 a.m.

Date: Censored for national security reasons

Location: White House - Upstairs -- Hotline phone beside President's Clinton's bed.

Phone begins to ring:

Hillary: Hello. Monica? Is that you? Oh, my God, I know it's you.

Phone Line: Unintelligible response or censored for national security reasons.

Hillary: Why are you calling at this hour? It's three o'clock in the morning.

Phone Line: Unintelligible response or censored for national security reasons.

Hillary: No I won't wake him up again. He's the leader of the free [censored for national security reasons] world and my Big Pooh Bear needs his sleepy time.

Phone Line: Unintelligible response or censored for national security reasons.

Hillary: No I won't tell him he left his cigar with you. You can tell him yourself when you see him tomorrow. What did you call him?

Phone Line: Unintelligible response or censored for national security reasons.

Hillary: You can't call him that. Only I can call him that. He's my Pooh Bear, not yours.

Phone Line: Unintelligible response or censored for national security reasons.

Hillary: Oh yeah. Well, you listen to me you little [censored for national security reasons] if you ever call back again, I'll get the Secret Service to phone block your calls just like I did with Russian President, Boris Yeltsin.

-- Dial tone --

President Clinton: Honey, who was that?

Hillary: Nobody, my Big Pooh Bear. Just rollback over and get back to sleepy land. Okay?

President Clinton: Okay. But you will wake me up if anyone important calls, right?

Hillary: Yes my Big Pooh Bear. Now go back sleep.

President Clinton: Oh, honey --

Hillary: Yes, Pooh Bear.

President Clinton: Has Boris called back yet?

Hillary: Ah, no, not that I know of. Why?

President Clinton: Huh, that's funny. Oh well, I guess he got a handle on that organized crime problem after all. Goodnight.

Hillary: Goodnight…Oh, Pooh Bear.

President Clinton: Yeah?

Hillary: Do you think I could put this on my résumé for future reference as leadership experience?

President Clinton: Sure…why?

Hillary: No reason. Goodnight.

President Clinton: Goodnight.



-- Transcript terminates --

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