After oft-pledging to stop "shipping jobs overseas" through the North American Free Trade Agreement, a senior Obama aid has clarified the candidate's confusing position.
When asked by a New York Times (fiction) writer asked the aid whether Senator Obama was aware that NAFTA was an inter-continental trade deal, his answer was a simple "absolutely"
"Barack Obama is the smartest, change, man that ever lived, he's more than aware it's only relevant to North America" continued the shockingly honest staffer. "Do you honestly believe that a super-genius sooth-sayer medicine-change-man wouldn't know the details of American international agreements?".
The reporter then continued questioning the clearly indoctrenated gofer, asking how a North American deal could ship jobs overseas? "Senator Y.W. Can knows he's making that bit up, but hey, at least Deval Patrick didn't already say it, am I right?"
The Candidate himself has yet to comment on the breaking scandal. We asked the Clinton camp about this jaw-dropping interview, but they said they were busy "trying to make Barack Obama look blacker".