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Topics: New York, Homeless

Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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Hoboe Joe got free ticket to ride to Tucson!

Mayor Billionaire Bloomberg boasted this week that there are less homeless people in NY this year.

"Even with global warming, despite NYC's attempts at being greener than Greenland (though, it is really Iceland that is green and Greenland that is icy white), our hobos have been finding homes!"

Advocates for NY's homeless dispute Billionaire Bloomsburg's claim.

"Go to Port Authority and watch the Homeless only buses shipping our un-apartmented neighbors to locations in the Sunbelt and beyond", reported Homeless coalition advocate, I. Bleddn Hart, "It's just like during the Conventions. They send the hoes and the hobos to Hoboken and Houston!"

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