Running Springs, Vermont - With the polls closed in Vermont and the voting results tabulated, Barack Obama has been declared the winner over Hillary Clinton in the primary for democratic presidential nominee delegates.
Following this, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company has announced it is releasing a special edition Obama Bear with the campaign slogan, "I Kick Ass, Again!" embroidered across its velvety brown furry chest in honey gold lettering.
Meanwhile, the production line for the Hillary "I'm Still Here?" Bear that was planned in the unlikely event she would have won was abruptly cancelled, said company officials.
"It's nothing personal," said the Vermont Teddy Bear President and founder. "Oh, and it has nothing to do with her policies either. They sound great. It's just that. Well, we just don't like her."