Las Vegas, Nevada (IPP) - When the flying saucer first landed everybody thought it was a Las Vegas gag. Then they realized that this was the real thing - the first landing of extra-terrestrials on Earth.
The flying saucer looked as corny as a 1961 Cadillac would have appeared compared to the much newer look of the same model Caddy in 1970. The aliens descended from the craft and went into a Casino on the Vegas strip.
The aliens began winning as soon as they hit the slot machines. It wasn't long before casino management caught on and they were forced to have bouncers throw out the space aliens.
The aliens indignantly brushed themselves off as they got up off the ground. They were overheard saying that they would take their newly won booty and head down to Mexico way and torment the "tanned persons there working in the farm fields and in country towns".
The aliens were keenly aware that the Mexican Air Force was no match for their superior craft.
Soon after that reports of UFO sightings began to stream north at a steady and unending pace.