In an attempt to save her 'sister' Skipper from the 'wrong' crowd, Barbie and friends set out to lay the smackdown on the Bratz gang. Unfortunately, the Bratz thoroughly dominated, with new and fashionable clothing, iPods, and make up. Not to mention superior trendsetting.
"Barbie and the girls didn't stand a chance. Those Bratz girls had the hook up," says Blaine. Ken adds, "She got what she deserves. All those years I spent doing what she wanted when she wanted, blah, blah, blah, and she dumps me for Surf Boy. I guess us guys are just trends too. Skipper is better off with the Bratz. At least they are cool."
Barbie attempted to talk Skipper into coming home, but the girl refused. "These girls are awesome. They can help my sales. Sorry 'sis', but you're outta here." That's when all hell broke loose. The claws came out and the insults started flying. However, for Barbie, it wasn't very pretty.
It seems Barbie and friends were going with the whole "You're fat," style attack. The Bratz were prepared, they started with "Yo momma," and didn't let up. Barbie was sobbing in a corner by the time the cops showed up.
"It's a sad day when someone as respectable as Barbie cracks like this. She should just let the Bratz go. Skipper can take care of herself. I think she just might have been a little jealous of the Bratz. They are younger, more fashionable, popular, and she just feels old. I mean the doctors told her no more plastic sugery. I hope she'll be ok," says a Barbie expert/collector/stalker.
There is still no word on if the Bratz are going to press charges. But for now they are just gloating and taunting Barbie and her friends. Although, the lead Brat was seen walking out of the precinct after giving her statement, on the arm of Ken.
"I will never forgive her for embarrassing me like this. Who does she think she is, my mother?" fumed Skipper, as she followed the Bratz out after giving their statements.
How this will play out who knows. Maybe Barbie will get a judge she used to work with in her lawyer/hooker days. We'll keep an ear to ground to see how this develops. Good luck Barbie, may your sales stay strong.