Only a week after Ralph Nader entered the presidential race (for who knows what reason), another candidate, Rodham Hussein, has announced intentions to run for President.
When asked about the irony of his name being the same as the middle names of Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton the candidate smiled and said, "Well, that was actually my main motivating factor to run."
"My Policy will be the same as both Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama, rather than tormenting yourself by having to vote for one of those candidates, vote for me, because i stand for everything they stand for. With me, you would get the best out of both worlds."
Hussein's past is also ironic because he has a black father and a white mother, and fyi, he is a hermaphrodite. Which makes him truly "Independent".