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Wednesday, 27 February 2008

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What next, a threesome with Edwards?

Multiple photos have been released of Hillary Clinton leaving Barack Obama's house in the early morning hours. Last night, she released why.

"We've known each other for almost a year, and I decided that I needed to get back at Bill for cheating on me those years ago." Hillary admitted.

When asked about her putting Obama down lately, she responded that it was just an act to cover the truth: "He knows that he's my fuzzy teddy bear."

Obama had no comment on the situation. "All I have to say is that she is beautiful in the bedroom."

Bill commented that he was "proud of Hillary" and that he "hopes that they stay happy."

President Bush, when asked to speak on the matter, said, "It's no big deal. Laura forgave me after my affair with Paris."

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