Barack Obama's presidential election campaign was in tatters last night following allegations he'd been found in a compromising position with a life size Oprah Winfrey blow up doll.
The allegations which have added a much needed sleaze element to the Presidential race have began a flurry of innuendos from all sides involved in the campaign with an Obama aide now claiming Bill Clinton was caught doing something inappropriate when recently appearing on the Rachael Ray show.
"I saw him drop his nob into a bowl of spaghetti" insisted the aide who claimed to be back stage at the time.
A spokesperson for the Obama camp has admitted that yes the Senator does own an Oprah doll but it was a gift from Winfrey herself just in case Barack needed to talk to someone during the long election trail.
"We all thought it was a bit odd at the time but Oprah was insistent on us taking it" said an Obama campaign member "and to be honest the blow up Oprah seems to make a lot more sense than the real one does"
Bill Clinton has meanwhile emphatically denied the spaghetti incident.
"I did not repeat did not have sex with that bowl of spaghetti" he said in a speech reminiscent of one he made when President.
Fearing that the scandals could scuttle any chance the Democrat Party may have of beating the Republicans in the election a joint statement was made from both the Obama and the Clinton camp.
"We'd like to put these things behind us and concentrate on the issues such as the economy and unemployment.We'd also like to say that we think the only reason John McCain can't lift his arm above his shoulder is because he masturbates to much"