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Sunday, 17 February 2008

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According to a report, Ashley Tisdale made an attempt to propose marriage to Superman during a Football game against the Denver Broncos.

Ashley made her way up the stairwell stumbling twice before she made it to the stand Superman was sitting on. In front of the stadium crowd seen though the Jumbo Tron, Ashley Tisdale got down on one knee to present the two million dollar ring to Superman. Superman, wearing a jersey with his signature emblem on it, appeared to dump a bag of popcorn on Ashley's head before hastily making his way up the stairs amid a chorus of boos.

The manager of the game said, "If he was acting it was a pretty good act. He was surprised at first and then he became mad." That was a horrible way to treat Ashley Tisdale during a marriage proposal.

Superman was not available for comment but was seen perched on the roof of a nearby building with his head up in the air.

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