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Friday, 15 February 2008

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It became painfully obvious during the development of the upcoming Barbara Wawa's prime-time in-depth interview with President Bush, that the President had no idea that the controversial interrogation technique of "waterboarding", which he has been strongly advocating, was in reality a bad thing.

During questioning by Ms Wawa (noted news woman and co-host of the daily talk show "The Spew"), President Bush declared that it was his impression that waterboarding was just an wet version of skateboarding.

"I was told, by Dick Cheney of course he tells me everything, that waterboarding was were you sit on this board see, n get toweded round the lake behind this big ol' speed boat! I was really looking forward to doing that with Laura this summer at the lake with Daddy and Mommy!" The President stated, his small lips quivering in disappointment.

Ms. Wawa will air these revelations during her February 30th special later this month. "I am weally wooking foeward to pwesenting this in-depth discussion with Pwesident Bush as we will not have him to push us awound much longer, and I think that the Amewican People should get a chance to see the weal him befowa he weaves office." Ms Wawa stated from her home in Dogpatch AR this weekend.

This will be one of the last specials this year for Ms. Wawa who will be going in for major reconstructive surgery at The Joan Rivers Memorial Hospital in May to remove her head from her backside.

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