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Thursday, 14 February 2008

image for Star Wars program revived as Pentagon readies to shoot down rogue satellite from International Space Station
All Russian and non-US Personnel aborad the ISS have been taken hostage

Washington DC - (Ballistic Mess): Pentagon top brass are ready to blast into smithereens a rogue military satellite that has lost control and is threatening to smash into New York's Empire State Building.

American technicians aboard the International Space Station are co-ordinating long-range missile deployment from covert strategic installations positioned on the dark side of the moon.

Reports state that all the Russian and other non-US personnel aboard the ISS had to be taken hostage before the operation could proceed.

President George W Bush said today:

"I will go down in hystery.

"The first world leader using the Star Wars shield as a weapon of peace.

"Anybody says my satellite-blaster is pointing directly at the Beijing Olympiad is a rogue Pentagon employee.

"All movie rights reserved."

Lisa Nowak is paralytic.

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