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Tuesday, 12 February 2008

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Unlike Clinton who seemed to know everything and therefore was vulnerable to every attack on his integrity, wisdom and discretion, GWB has found a weird kind of immunity in his ignorance.

Like Sgt Schultz of Hogan's heroes fame, W regularly invokes the invisible shield of "I know Nahtttiiing!" From torture at Abu Graib, Gitmo or the Presidential bedroom, Bush claims to be knowlege-free.

When the National Forests were sold to the Timber and Mining industries the Commandante Uninformante pleads "Yo no se nada!"

"WMD's-what? ; Iranian Nukes-Huh? -9-11-que? -Defeat in Afghanistan and Iraq-Non-Compass- Mentum!"

Presidential scholars, even the few who have not been caught plagiarizing, debate whether this is the smartest Presidential defense or simply the result of a really sad dullard. . . Either way George W Bush will go down in history. . . really down. . . way. . . way, way down!

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